Wall Street Bets: (Taking Down The) House Dark Roast
We know a thing or two about being the underdog. It's not easy making a name for ones business in a saturated coffee market dominated by big money. Not to mention a topsy-turvy stock market where hedgies make money off the misfortune of others. Meanwhile, our hard earned bucks get gobbled up into the abyss of Wall Street. Not anymore. We are proud 99 percenters, and we, the people, finally had a thing or two to say about the 1-percenters widening their gap.
Diamond Hands Only!
This roast is nothing different or special - just like us. It's a dark roast Colombian bean that is very good and freshly roasted like many other coffees out there. But what makes this coffee special is that a portion of the proceeds from every bag sold will go DIRECTLY back to the company YOU decide on.
How will this be done? Follow us on Instagram, send us a DM on the company of your choice, and at the end of the month, we will announce the most popular company that the proceeds will go towards. It's that simple.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT AN INVESTMENT STRATEGY AND WE WILL NOT BE PURCHASING STOCK. WE WILL SIMPLY BE DONATING THE MONEY TO THE COMPANY, MOST LIKELY IN THE FORM OF GIFT CARDS (WHICH WE WILL GIVE AWAY) OR PRIZE OF SOME SORT (WHICH WE WILL GIVE AWAY).
ALSO, THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SPONSORED BY ANYONE. THIS IS JUST OUR BOLD WAY OF TRYING TO GET THE NAME OUT THERE. THIS MAY NOT LAST VERY LONG, LOL.